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My Pokémon Y Nuzlocke Adventure! - Journal Entry #1
Well, today is the day that I begin my very own adventure as an official Pokémon trainer! I was greeted by the esteemed Professor Sycamore of the Kalos region and was asked a… well, strange question… he asked me if I was a boy or if I was a girl.... it must be a French thing… anyway, I took a quick look down, everything seems to be well and intact, so I confirmed that I am indeed a boy and gave him my name. The Professor (with his totally perfect hair, no homo) reached his arm out introduced me to the wonderful region of Kalos!
*Scene shifts from something out of the Assassin's Creed animus to my house*
Because I hate mornings, I decided that I was going to try and sleep in. Unfortunately, these plans went by the wayside as my pet bird decided to wake me up… BY DIVE-BOMBING INTO MY FACE. OUCH. WTF. THANKS BIRD. Anyway, I hopped out of bed, checked my laptop that my dad gave me, and even played a bit of Wii U because the console was conveniently placed right in front of a giant HDTV with a message from Nintendo that basically translated to:
“Hi Jay! We hope you enjoy your Pokémon adventure! Here's a Wii U – look, it even has a touch pad!
Please buy our system!
After looking at the clock I decided that it was probably time to get going, so I changed out of my pajamas and into a snazzy blue European tracksuit with skinny jeans, a red cap, and chick's sunglasses resting gently on the brim.
Like I said, it's French inspired so cut me some slack.
I went downstairs and was greeted by my mom who wanted to know how I was settling into the new place. We're not from Kalos, in fact, I'm not really sure where we're from, but I know that it's not here! Mom was a famous Rhyhorn racer that wanted to move here, so we moved into a snazzy new place in Vaniville town.
Unlike our old houses which consisted of only a single downstairs area and my room upstairs, this fancy new shindig has not only my room upstairs, but a living room/kitchen downstairs, and… get this… another tiny bedroom next to the living room which is presumably mom's room! Thanks mom for finally moving us into a luxury three room house and not giving me the crappy tiny room! You're the best!
I decided it was time to set off, so I opened the front door and was greeted by…
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.........
Well helllllooooo ladies!
The two girls introduced themselves to me and stated that they were here to come and get me.
...
......
.........
ALLLLLLLL RIIIIIGHHHTT!!!!
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.........
…and show me into the next town to get a Pokémon.
.........
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...
The blonde is Serena, she's my super-determined new neighbor, and her crazy looking, hyper friend is Shauna. I followed them and was introduced to two more friends; Tierno, a big guy that has a picture of an ice cream cone on his t-shirt and also likes to break dance, and Trevor, the opposite of the insane GTA Trevor whom instead is shy and timid, and apparently has never gotten a single question on a test in school wrong… like, ever.
Tierno then suggested that since we're all apparently going to be the bestest pals of ever that we should go by nicknames. He suggested that I be J-Meister. Shauna disagreed, and shouted that I most definitely NOT a J-Meister.
Thanks Shauna, I'm starting to like you.
She then suggested that the group calls me “Lil' Jâ€... thanks Shauna, I now hate you.
The bunch then turned to shy little Trevor who became nervous about being on the spot. Trevor then offered something low key, like Big J. The group finally turned to me and asked for my opinion. Well, because all of their suggestions were complete and utter crap, let's go with…
Edge!
Yeah, Edge works.
The group agreed and said that it fits perfectly, and that from here on out they will call me Edge. As for the Pokémon, Tierno and Trevor had already received their companions earlier, so Tierno placed a box on the table from the Professor that contained three Poké Balls, one for Serena, Shauna, and myself. Having difficulty choosing, I pulled a dice out of my pocket and let fate be the one to decide, crossing my fingers, praying for the dice to land on either a 3 or 4 so that I can get a Fennekin and name it Mozilla…
1 or 2 is Chespin
3 or 4 is Fennekin
5 or 6 is Froakie
I let the dice fly and the result was…. a one! Alright, I can work with that. Welcome aboard Chespin! Sticking with the idea of nicknames, I decided that I was going to give all of my Poké pals nicknames to share a closer bond as Pokémon and trainer. I took one look at little Chespin and decided to name him Cresto!
After making my selection (because you know, screw ladies first, right?) Shauna selected Froakie, and Serena followed with Fennekin. Trevor then went on and on, spewing out some smart guy blah blah blah stuff about the Professor selecting five kids and wanting us to complete the Pokédex, blah blah whatever, I could care less about some Poké encyclopedia, I'm here to become a champion.
Tierno then chimed in and gave me a letter, saying that Professor Sycamore requested I give it to my mom… I made a suspicious looking face before shrugging it off and heading home. However, before I could leave, Shauna stopped me and challenged me to my very first Pokémon battle… let's go Cresto!
Wait a second… Cresto is only level 5 and already knows Vine Whip???????
TROLOLOLOLOLO I AM GOING TO S*** ALL OVER YOUR FROAKIE SHAUNA
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......
..........
And s*** all over her I shall, as it only took a mere two turns and a well-timed critical hit (a.k.a. crit) to wrap up what will probably be the easiest victory of my long journey ahead. Oh, and Shauna also gave me $500 for whooping her a**
I returned home and delivered that letter to my mom because everyone was egging me to do so. Before reading it, however, she was excited because she had noticed that I had a Poké Ball which contained my very own Pokémon. Anyway, mom began talking to herself, pondering what the letter could be about, commenting on the perfectly elegant handwriting, and asking if it's a love letter.
A love letter? Seriously, mom? Where the f***'s dad at?
Mom read the letter which, was basically a request from the Professor to allow me to embark on this grand Pokémon journey. I say screw that noise, I'M LIKE TEN YEARS OLD NOW, I DON'T NEED YOUR PERMISSION MOM… a few moments later and excited as ever, mom ran frantically around the house and packed me a change of clothes. She then wished me well and sent me off on my adventure. As I left the house, Rhyhorn woke up and said,
RRRHHHHHAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!! (Which I think means “Good luck Jay!!!!!†in Rhyhorn language)
Mom came outside to see the commotion and had a laugh as this was Rhyhorn's way of wishing me well as he's known me ever since I was born. I waved goodbye to both mom and Rhyhorn and officially set out on my Pokémon journey!
Well, today is the day that I begin my very own adventure as an official Pokémon trainer! I was greeted by the esteemed Professor Sycamore of the Kalos region and was asked a… well, strange question… he asked me if I was a boy or if I was a girl.... it must be a French thing… anyway, I took a quick look down, everything seems to be well and intact, so I confirmed that I am indeed a boy and gave him my name. The Professor (with his totally perfect hair, no homo) reached his arm out introduced me to the wonderful region of Kalos!
*Scene shifts from something out of the Assassin's Creed animus to my house*
Because I hate mornings, I decided that I was going to try and sleep in. Unfortunately, these plans went by the wayside as my pet bird decided to wake me up… BY DIVE-BOMBING INTO MY FACE. OUCH. WTF. THANKS BIRD. Anyway, I hopped out of bed, checked my laptop that my dad gave me, and even played a bit of Wii U because the console was conveniently placed right in front of a giant HDTV with a message from Nintendo that basically translated to:
“Hi Jay! We hope you enjoy your Pokémon adventure! Here's a Wii U – look, it even has a touch pad!
Please buy our system!
After looking at the clock I decided that it was probably time to get going, so I changed out of my pajamas and into a snazzy blue European tracksuit with skinny jeans, a red cap, and chick's sunglasses resting gently on the brim.
Like I said, it's French inspired so cut me some slack.
I went downstairs and was greeted by my mom who wanted to know how I was settling into the new place. We're not from Kalos, in fact, I'm not really sure where we're from, but I know that it's not here! Mom was a famous Rhyhorn racer that wanted to move here, so we moved into a snazzy new place in Vaniville town.
Unlike our old houses which consisted of only a single downstairs area and my room upstairs, this fancy new shindig has not only my room upstairs, but a living room/kitchen downstairs, and… get this… another tiny bedroom next to the living room which is presumably mom's room! Thanks mom for finally moving us into a luxury three room house and not giving me the crappy tiny room! You're the best!
I decided it was time to set off, so I opened the front door and was greeted by…
...
......
.........
Well helllllooooo ladies!
The two girls introduced themselves to me and stated that they were here to come and get me.
...
......
.........
ALLLLLLLL RIIIIIGHHHTT!!!!
...
......
.........
…and show me into the next town to get a Pokémon.
.........
......
...
The blonde is Serena, she's my super-determined new neighbor, and her crazy looking, hyper friend is Shauna. I followed them and was introduced to two more friends; Tierno, a big guy that has a picture of an ice cream cone on his t-shirt and also likes to break dance, and Trevor, the opposite of the insane GTA Trevor whom instead is shy and timid, and apparently has never gotten a single question on a test in school wrong… like, ever.
Tierno then suggested that since we're all apparently going to be the bestest pals of ever that we should go by nicknames. He suggested that I be J-Meister. Shauna disagreed, and shouted that I most definitely NOT a J-Meister.
Thanks Shauna, I'm starting to like you.
She then suggested that the group calls me “Lil' Jâ€... thanks Shauna, I now hate you.
The bunch then turned to shy little Trevor who became nervous about being on the spot. Trevor then offered something low key, like Big J. The group finally turned to me and asked for my opinion. Well, because all of their suggestions were complete and utter crap, let's go with…
Edge!
Yeah, Edge works.
The group agreed and said that it fits perfectly, and that from here on out they will call me Edge. As for the Pokémon, Tierno and Trevor had already received their companions earlier, so Tierno placed a box on the table from the Professor that contained three Poké Balls, one for Serena, Shauna, and myself. Having difficulty choosing, I pulled a dice out of my pocket and let fate be the one to decide, crossing my fingers, praying for the dice to land on either a 3 or 4 so that I can get a Fennekin and name it Mozilla…
1 or 2 is Chespin
3 or 4 is Fennekin
5 or 6 is Froakie
I let the dice fly and the result was…. a one! Alright, I can work with that. Welcome aboard Chespin! Sticking with the idea of nicknames, I decided that I was going to give all of my Poké pals nicknames to share a closer bond as Pokémon and trainer. I took one look at little Chespin and decided to name him Cresto!
After making my selection (because you know, screw ladies first, right?) Shauna selected Froakie, and Serena followed with Fennekin. Trevor then went on and on, spewing out some smart guy blah blah blah stuff about the Professor selecting five kids and wanting us to complete the Pokédex, blah blah whatever, I could care less about some Poké encyclopedia, I'm here to become a champion.
Tierno then chimed in and gave me a letter, saying that Professor Sycamore requested I give it to my mom… I made a suspicious looking face before shrugging it off and heading home. However, before I could leave, Shauna stopped me and challenged me to my very first Pokémon battle… let's go Cresto!
Wait a second… Cresto is only level 5 and already knows Vine Whip???????
TROLOLOLOLOLO I AM GOING TO S*** ALL OVER YOUR FROAKIE SHAUNA
...
......
..........
And s*** all over her I shall, as it only took a mere two turns and a well-timed critical hit (a.k.a. crit) to wrap up what will probably be the easiest victory of my long journey ahead. Oh, and Shauna also gave me $500 for whooping her a**
I returned home and delivered that letter to my mom because everyone was egging me to do so. Before reading it, however, she was excited because she had noticed that I had a Poké Ball which contained my very own Pokémon. Anyway, mom began talking to herself, pondering what the letter could be about, commenting on the perfectly elegant handwriting, and asking if it's a love letter.
A love letter? Seriously, mom? Where the f***'s dad at?
Mom read the letter which, was basically a request from the Professor to allow me to embark on this grand Pokémon journey. I say screw that noise, I'M LIKE TEN YEARS OLD NOW, I DON'T NEED YOUR PERMISSION MOM… a few moments later and excited as ever, mom ran frantically around the house and packed me a change of clothes. She then wished me well and sent me off on my adventure. As I left the house, Rhyhorn woke up and said,
RRRHHHHHAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!! (Which I think means “Good luck Jay!!!!!†in Rhyhorn language)
Mom came outside to see the commotion and had a laugh as this was Rhyhorn's way of wishing me well as he's known me ever since I was born. I waved goodbye to both mom and Rhyhorn and officially set out on my Pokémon journey!